Looking good is black folks’ tradition, even for those without a pot to piss in. If we didn’t feel good about our social circumstances, at least appearance planted a suitable “feel good.” Once slavery’s chains were relaxed and the civil rights era paved equal opportunity’s way, ‘moving on up’ became the new black mantra. Yes, we’ve ascended from the shotgun house to the White House, from the horse-drawn buggy to a Mercedes Benz and from Timex to Rolex; however, conspicuous consumption, albeit impressionable, cannot disguise who we are internally.
A Huffington Post writer recently christened Atlanta’s mega church CEO, Bishop Eddie Long, as a “wolf in chic clothing.” Although the customized suit and high-wattage diamond swagger shouldn’t deflect the seriousness of the charges brought, Long’s preference for all things ostentatious only added fuel to the sex scandal’s fire. Guilty or innocent, Eddie definitely had the financial means, but he is not the lone “wolf in chic clothing.”
There’s Jamal Bryant, pastor of the 10,000-member Empowerment Church AME in Baltimore and former spiritual advisor to vixen Omarosa on a Donald Trump-branded reality show. Bryant, who is slated to appear on a new series featuring R&B bad boys, K-Ci and JoJo, is also an opulent lifestyle subscriber. Noticeably, the mega church’s rise has installed tailored suits, Bentleys and waterfront McMansions as pastoral norms. Upward mobility aside, Bryant and his wife reportedly divorced following the swirl of rumors that he impregnated a 17-year old girl.
Granted, we all make mistakes; however, the mere accusation of pastor’s sexual entanglement with youth, male or female, signals something out of Christian kilter. Apparently enamored by the Broadway bonanza of glitz and glamour, some black Christians have been slow to grasp the reality that conspicuous consumption and architectural aesthetics do not make the man. Men like Long and Bryant handily cancel the black Christian’s long-standing romanticized vision of pastor and unless we’re willing to look beyond the superficial, we’ll never uncover what’s real.


